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Joke of the Day
"Russian history in 5 words: ""And then things got worse."""
Next Joke
"I asked my dad the other day what he knew about anti-forensics He said he knew uncle forensics better"
"Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb? Everywhere."
"I got a gun for my wife today. It was the best trade I ever made."
"If it's illegal for clowns to walk around town... Then why can they run for president?"
"What's the worst animal to play cards with? A cheetah. Because it'll rip your fucking face off."
"What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show!"
"Its hilariously ironic that the first gold medal won was by the U.S... For Shooting"
"Steelers defense, last night."
"A blonde is walking down the street and sees a banana peel 10 ft in front of her She says to herself ""Oh no not again."""