7291
Joke of the Day
"A walk of shame is always sad. Don't make it worse by adding the sound of Flip flops to it."
Next Joke
"[tied up by the mafia] any last requests? ""yes, let me go"" [still gets killed despite finding a loophole cuz the mafia arent very nice]"
"A wireless bra? They weren't tricky enough, now I need a password?"
"What's better than roses on your piano? (PG13) Tulips on your organ."
"Did you know pigs have orgasms that last 30 minutes? This is God thanking them for bacon."
"Probably the worst part about being a penguin is after you're in an argument, you'll try to waddle away angrily but still look adorably cute"
"Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ""ate"" nine."
"Cop just pulled me over, said I was going too fast. So I took him to dinner first."
"""Smells fresh. Like a tropical island."" ""Ok. Now take off the blindfold! Your family's been dead in this car for a week! We Febrezed it!"""
"No prosecuting Trespassers will be violated"