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Joke of the Day

"A wireless bra? They weren't tricky enough, now I need a password?"

"What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god? Are you Thor?"

"I took an 8 hour class on door-making... Don't knock it till you try it"

"The sad porno What did the man say after he saw a sad porno? -That one was a real tear jerker."

"What do you call a Jew with a pH lower than 7? ....hasidic I'll let myself out now. I know that was matzo good..."

"I got a new job crushing cans... It's so depressing..."

"What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ? They always leave a piece of themselves behind."

"The worst thief ever came to my birthday party today. I mean, I've seen other thieves, but this one took the cake."

"Why is a woman's asshole like a 9 volt battery? Because we all know it's wrong but sooner or later we're gonna put our tongue on it."

"I like to play chess with old men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them."