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Joke of the Day

"Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ""ate"" nine."

"I've been to the dentist a couple of times So I know the drill."

"I would submit a chemistry joke But all the chemistry jokes argon"

"My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2 He never talks about it."

"Just heard a dad threaten to spank his screaming son ""in front of the world."" Stand your ground, kid. There's no way he has that technology."

"Did you hear about that new movie ""Constipation?!"" It still hasn't come out!"

"Diet day 1 I have removed all the bad food from the house. It was delicious."

"Taxidermist's Wife: Whatcha thinkin' about? Taxidermist: Stuff."

"I tried gay phone sex last night, but I'm not sure I'm doing it right. I was the giver and it was the receiver."

"I don't have shower thoughts. They're against my religion. I'm a Bathtist."