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Joke of the Day
"Your mama so fat that NASA thought they found a new planet Dad stop it."
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"Not to brag, but most of the problems that take Dora the Explorer 30 minutes to figure out, I can solve in like 18-20 minutes."
"Box of condoms = $6.99 Cashier's face when you ask where the fitting room is = Priceless"
"In Flint, Michigan, students have no difficulty learning A G and P Z. The problem's H to O."
"A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied ''What for? Are you going to set it on fire!''"
"What is a feminist's least favourite Maths topic? Trigger-nometry."
"I asked a German girl for her number today. Apparently it is 999-999-9999. Weird right?"
"What happens after Amy Chua? Amy Swallowa."
"Besides OP's mom, Which character would you like to have seen more of on the Andy Griffith show?"
"TIFU by ordering the wrong sandwich for my wife. Oops, wrong sub. Edit: Turns out this has been posted before :("