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Joke of the Day
"Two candles wanted to get high... They lit up and got low instead. Happy 4/20!"
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"What I learned from this subs The best joke always in the comments section"
"What's the stupidest animal in the jungle? The polar bear."
"Two jews walk into a bar. They buy it."
"A guy walks into a bar of soap."
"I slipped on some black ice yesterday... I thought it was regular ice until I realized my wallet was gone."
"Q: When does an Irish potato change nationality? A: When it's french fried."
"Job security: calling my boss and posing as a problematic customer so he'll realize he still needs me while I'm on vacation."
"What's the difference between a Baby Hobbit and Taco Bell? One throws shire fits, and the other gives you fire shits."
"Best pick up line I've ever heard Would you mind holding my beer while I go take a shit? ....If she is still standing there. She's a keeper!"