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Joke of the Day
"What I've learned from twitter is that if I tell a joke to 1,300 people, at least 2 will laugh."
Next Joke
"Hunting should only be legal if the animals are allowed to use weapons as well. I just want to see a bear with a sniper rifle."
"Did you hear about the first gay bar in Saudi Arabia? It's called: Allahu Cock-bar!"
"Paul Walker had to take some time off from the Fast and Furious series He was burnt out."
"If i dress up as a sea shell nobody can see me... It's my clamouflage."
"Life takes you where you are meant to be. Apparently I am meant to be poor with a ton of education and experience."
"Just made eye contact with a truck driver while eating a corn dog at a convenience store and now I hate everything."
"Realized that I'm getting old. 20 years ago all of my friends were on drugs. Now they're all on medication..."
"""Stop the bus and let my friend Jack off!"""
"I'm not ready for a child, I should have never banged that stork."