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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender confuses jokes with idioms, and offers the horse water but can't make it drink."

"Just wrote a musical composition about pedophiles... ""Dick"" in A minor"

"Without Loss of Generality Assume x = 5"

"Tifu by having sex with my friend's dumb bitch I guess bestiality isn't common where hes from."

"That awkward moment when you're not sure if something is your actual memory or if your brain made it up."

"Keep death off our roads Drive on the pavement. . ."

"What did one lesbian pirate say to the other? Scissor me timbers. ^^im^fucking^sorry"

"One. How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb."

"My ex and I didn't work out, you could say our stars didn't align I'm a Cancer she was a cunt. She was anything but a Virgo, and her Pisces smelt like a Taurus."

"A punchline walks into a bar. Hello, you have reached the punchline, leave a message after the tone. **beep**"