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Joke of the Day
"The Seven Dwarfs of Facebook: Drunky, Stoney, Skanky, B!tchy, Lonely, Creepy, Stalky"
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"STEVE: ""Wanna go star gazing tonight?"" ME: ""What is that? Like a sci fi movie?"" S: ""No we watch stars."" M: ""Wars or Trek?"""
"I can build and fix small engines using only vomit, feces and rotted animals. Due to my gross motor skills."
"I hate all those hooker jokes. I know there are a lot of them out there, but they all suck!"
"Today I saw a girl wearing camouflage pants. They didn't show her ass very well."
"What's similar between Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd? Both of their last big hits were the wall."
"People who like trance music are very persistent They don't techno for an answer."
"So, today I found out that Starbucks coffee is an 8 on the ph scale I guess that you could say all of those white girls are basic."
"Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K? A: A book."
"What do you call a caveman who likes to walk slowly all the time. A Meanderthal"