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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the useless skin around a vagina? The woman."
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"What did the cannibal do After he dumped his girlfriend Wipe his arse"
"What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show? Chin-chin would leave."
"A ""cup of Joe"" must mean something else entirely to a cannibal."
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"While other countries are doubling down on education, we're using chicken breasts as sandwich bread."
"Me: *delivers fantastic presentation* Fish Boss: great work! Me: thanks for letting MINNOW what you think! Fish Boss: you're fired."
"Female without the vowels is 'FML'. Need I say more?"
"So, a florist gave me the wrong flowers. I think they're called oopsie daisies."
"who has two thumbs and loves stupid bets?? not me i lost mine in a bet"