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Joke of the Day

"Why don't woman have urinals in their bathroom Because they would clog it up with their tampons. HA HA j/k"

"Yes, I do have a stalker. They call me every day, will occasionally buy me underwear, and know more about me than I do. I call her ""Mom."""

"I don't know why I even bother having an iPhone anymore. It spends so much time on charge, you might as well call it a landline."

"What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common? They both crumble under pressure"

"This man recorded his son every day for a decade. The footage is breathtaking and takes 10 years to watch."

"Beards eventually grow on you. Title"

"What's a chiropractor's busiest day? Throwback Thursday."

"Y don't women grow beards? Coz it's in there jeans ;D"

"My deaf girlfriend just told me to fuck off. That's not a good sign."

"Before we got married I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets."