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Joke of the Day
"Y don't women grow beards? Coz it's in there jeans ;D"
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"At Subway I ordered a 12 inch sandwich, but instead they gave me a 6 inch sandwich Oops, wrong sub."
"What's the difference between American and European kids? European kids actually come home from school."
"No matter how kind you are german kids are Kinder"
"iPad Apple will be unveiling a larger iPad. Proctor & Gamble is set to file suit over trademark infringements over Apple's new Max iPad."
"Your chances in Vegas are better than you think. 1 out of 5 times you'll get an std."
"last I dreamed.... I was a muffler. When I woke up I was exhausted."
"Dr: Have you been getting enough exercise? Me: Does sex count as exercise? Dr: Yes. Me: No."
"It's my mate's birthday today. He doesn't drink, smoke, gamble or cheat on his missus. We've got no idea how to celebrate it."
"When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory? The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!"