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Joke of the Day

"In a serious water shortage /r/showerthoughts should be shut down."

"I once illegally parked my vechile at a Foot Fetishists Convention to grab some good next door My vehicle got toed."

"Why was the chef fired? He was caught stroganoff"

"What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl? The Dallas Cowboys"

"So my girlfriend wants to roleplay as a 14 year old... I told her ""why bother? You'll be 14 in a few years anyway"""

"Working with underprivileged children is really rewarding because I get to tell people about it."

"Incestuous relationships often involve a aunty-climax"

"I just got back from the proctologist, and she had a very fitting name. Dr. Anna Lee Finger"

"THERAPIST: How does that make you feel? ME: ""Mphh mophh wampph."" T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch."

"Great Britains new Prime Minister Did you see that Boris Johnson might be the next Prime Minister of Great Britain? I remember when the U.S. had a BJ in the top office!"