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Joke of the Day

"I once illegally parked my vechile at a Foot Fetishists Convention to grab some good next door My vehicle got toed."

"How did the Scarecrow win the award? He was outstanding in is field."

"Two fish are in a tank One turns to the other and asks ""How do you drive this thing?"""

"Why do ducks have big flat feet? To stamp out forest fires."

"If you fall, I'll be there. Love, The floor."

"What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do!"

"I took one of those online IQ tests ... And got a 404. I'm a super genius!"

"I walked in on my roommate masturbating in the shower I said ""Mate, that's disgusting"" Him: ""Fuck off I can wash it as fast as I like!"""

"I hate computer speak My brain just cant PROCESS it."

"A cowboy walks into a German car dealership and says ""Audi, pardner."""