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Joke of the Day

"The average woman would rather be beautiful, than smart ...because the average man can see better than he can think"

"Kleptomaniacs really don't understand jokes Because they always takes things literally."

"God wasn't trying to get Marry pregnant with Jesus. Turns out he was wearing a holey condom."

"What's the shortest joke you know/can come up with? Here's mine: Women are more holy than men."

"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade!"

"George Bush and his son like to refer to each other as ""41"" and ""43."" I don't know why they'd be so proud of IQ's that low."

"Why are lazy farmers so great? Because they are just out standing in their fields."

"Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on? The punchlines were too long."

"If Patrick Bateman from American Psycho had a butler, what would the butler call him? ""Master Bateman."""

"How do you tell when a woman is having an orgasm? Who cares?"