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Joke of the Day

"People think I'm a good listener but I'm really just solid at nodding"

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"Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work? IBM"
"What's the number one killer of African-Americans? I don't know, just axe them."
"I tried to force feed my child After a few minutes my wife said ""Use a fucking spoon you dumbass, you're not a Jedi."""
"Got asked to help unlock a PDF file today... I said no way, we should be concentrating on locking them up!"
"NSFW - What do arrogant pricks and tampons have in common? ... They are both stuck up cunts."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus??? It only takes one nail to hang a photo"
"Thank god for smart phones I was getting tired or reading the back of shampoo bottles while in the bathroom"
"If Reddit was a blanket, what type of blanket would it be? One with a high thread count."
"What's better than a laxative? Reddit."