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Joke of the Day
"What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down? The fourth wall"
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"Wife: can u unstack the dishwasher? Me opening dishwasher, taking out large knife & cutting my hand off: I can't, there's been an accident."
"*placing Trump & Hillary signs on my lawn Neighbor: ""Confused about who to vote for?"" Me: ""What? No! I'm making a Halloween haunted house."""
"Economists... If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion."
"50 cent heelys into a library. he slips and knocks over all the bookshelves. all the library users leave in disgust. they swear at him"
"Did you hear about the two Jamaican Turtles at the RNC? They were just looking for Michelle Bachman."
"What's Captain America's shield made out of? What's Captain America's shield made of? Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of? Quicksilver."
"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only occasionally does something retarded come out of her vagina."
"You auto complete me."
"What do they call diarrhea at Hogwarts? expellianus!"