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Joke of the Day

"The worst straw man argument in history was when Sir Mix-a-Lot pretended that some guys hate butts."

"Twitter Taking the everyday boring shit and putting a much better funny twist on it."

"Did you hear about the man whose first girlfriend was a dwarf? He's still nuts over her."

"""Suicide Squad"" looks like a bunch of people Avril Lavigne hangs out with."

"What does Santa do to dragons? He ""sleighs"" them."

"How does a black women know if she's pregnant? All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off."

"Why did the gifting company fire their last employee ? Because they got a bad wrap."

"Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight? There was bad beef between them"

"I like the term ""making a name for yourself"" It implies your parents were wrong."

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew the light bulb."