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Joke of the Day

"Why are there no elderly people in Africa? They all die when they turn aidy."

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"My girlfriend broke up with me because I play too many video games. Seems like something pretty stupid to Fallout for."
"What does a gay horse eat? Hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy."
"Why did the african child die while choking on rice? because he had malaria"
"What is the difference between sex and LEGO? If you don't know you should stick to the LEGO!!"
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"An Irish man walks out of a bar... Not possible."
"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost"