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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no elderly people in Africa? They all die when they turn aidy."
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"When you say the word poop, your mouth does the same motion as your butt hole. Same can be said for the phrase ""explosive diarrhea""."
"When I grow up I want to make two Rugrats pornos... Rugrats: All Grown Up & Rugrats Go Wild."
"My friend just joined ISIS I was always bothered by his Sunni disposition"
"Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask? You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth."
"NSF(Life) Why was the strawberry crying? Because it's mom was in a real jam."
"*goes to pond* *duck hands me $100* ""Give me the hard stuff."" *hands over bag of croutons*"
"I don't have sex with my sister because it's unacceptable and gross. I have sex with her because it's kinky."
"My husband hasn't forgiven me for answering 'Okie dokie artichokie' instead of utilizing the more socially acceptable phrase, ""I do."""
"If you get ash on your clothing don't brush it off, blow ot off. Otherwise you'll just rub it in."