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Joke of the Day

"What's the most annoying part about waking up to find a penis drawing on your face? Figuring out how to make it stop."

"What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common? Both ride bicycles and are on a mission."

"A German walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, ""Dry?"" The German replies, ""Nein, just one."""

"Why do engineers work out a lot? They're obsessed with rigid bodies!"

"What's the difference between an owl and a bungee cord? My ass"

"I've got hoes in different area codes. (I'm very careless with my gardening tools.)"

"I couldn't get past first base with the native girl she had her reservations"

"What if aliens are responsible for global warming? And this is just their way of breaking the ice."

"What did the submissive Native American woman say while having sex? ""Permission Tecumseh?"""

"So I'm making a Marvin Gaye tribute band... We're gonna be called 'Marvin Gayer'."