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Joke of the Day

"My parents just googled me and now they're crying"

"TIFU by posting in the wrong sub"

"Its important to have a good vocabulary... If only I had known the difference between the words antidote and anecdote, one of my good friends would still be living."

"The number of times you say ""Don't judge me"" is directly proportional to the amount of things you do that you know are wrong."

"How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they will keep worshipping in dark."

"A robot walks into a bar, orders a drink, and lays down some cash. Bartender says, ""Hey, we don't serve robots."" And the robot says, ""Oh, but someday you will."""

"I don't think it's by accident that the ceilings in trailer homes aren't high enough to hang yourself from."

"I heard a joke today that made me shit myself. It was just a bit of self-defecating humor."

"findafamilymember.com Now the #1 Dating Site in Texas!"

"Why is Math always sad? Because it has too many problems."