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"What does a vegetarian zombie eat? Grains..."
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"A college lecturer asks his students who is poorer... A man with $1000 but is $750 in debt, or a man with $250. The hall is silent for a moment, then a student stands up and answers ""Me."""
"What ship will never set sail for OP?"
"Banana & Holes! Monkeys And Girls r same, Because They fight only for BANANA ! Boys And Rats are same, They are Always Searching for new holes..! ;)"
"All human females should be exterminated at menopause to reduce bitchiness? amiright?"
"Barber: And how old are you little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well I certainly didn't come in for a shave!"
"Don't forget to wear sunscreen if you go to an outdoor Bernie rally Or else you'll be peeling the burn."
"1. Invite snowmen into your conference room. 2. Turn up heat. 3. Negotiate on YOUR terms."
"Why don't you tell penis jokes about richard? Because Dick nose"
"Why the Indian programmers are good at C or Java, but not Basic? Because they're cast-sensitive!"