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Joke of the Day
"Relationships are a lot like algebra. You look at X and try to figure out Y."
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"What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Doyouthinkhesawus"
"Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to ""cheek his paperwork""."
"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard, I was just laid by a chick."
"I just realized that when I murder someone my neighbors will never describe me as ""quiet"""
"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. The FedEx guy, and the Walmart greeter. Mom's kind of a slut."
"God is a sock He saves your sole"
"What's the worst thing a woman can hear after giving Willie Nelson a blow job? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""
"I'm having second thoughts about booking time to visit an Indian community. I guess I'm having reservation reservation reservations."
"1) See laptop on empty table in crowded coffee shop. 2) Ask someone to watch it for you. 3) Leave before the owner returns."