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Joke of the Day
"I love telling your momma jokes she has a terrific sense of humor and a beautiful laugh."
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"#liestoldbygirls I am an 18th century mahogany cabinet."
"What do black people drink during the Holiday Season? Nignog"
"The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do."
"If Obama wins I'm leaving the country. If Romney wins I'm leaving the country. This is not a political Tweet I just want to travel."
"People that say a watched pot never boils clearly don't understand the second law of thermodynamics or are blind."
"I just ate raw chicken fingers And then I threw up gang signs."
"Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant."
"What is a tampon's favorite food? Scrambled egg"
"They should make engagement ring boxes that whisper ""Dont do it"" when you open them."