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Joke of the Day
"The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do."
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"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my father... Not screaming like his passengers."
"Roses Rose are red, Violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic And so am I"
"""Well, this isn't helpful at all."" Termite watching ""Gettin' Wood"" on Cinemax"
"What do you call a dinosaur that only eats the most delicious food? A connoisaur"
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"I was recently asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""in HD"" was the wrong answer"
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