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Joke of the Day

"I have a job for you planting tulips.... ON DIS DICK!"

"Accidentally bought a Venti at Starbucks and now I can't afford to go to college :("

".@cocacola i tried to give a coke bottle to a polar bear. he did not accept. also he took my son. i need my son back"

"Can someone go to the gym and work out for me? I'm trying to finish this pint of ice cream. Thanks"

"Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him? He thought they said internet camp"

"Your beliefs don't make you a better person, your behavior does."

"What's Iraq's favourite sitcom? Men behaving Baghdadly."

"What's a horny pirates worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty! *ba dum tssh*"

"Prove im not a robot by typing the wierd letters? um PRove your not a robot! i can see u computer yoU are a robot and this is my website now"

"If the rapper Logic had an evil twin... His name would be Psycho-Logic."