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Joke of the Day
"What's a horny pirates worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty! *ba dum tssh*"
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"Yur mom is so fat When she blow her nose chicken nuggets come out."
"How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb? idk, you dtf tho?"
"My wife divorced me after years of daily penis enlargement surgeries. She couldn't take it any longer."
"Europe is in turmoil, but at least I've got some steady income despite the migrant crisis I own a florist around the corner from the French embassy"
"Before I had a child, I never knew that quietly disposing of a balloon could feel so much like a murder."
"I've slept with every school teacher I've ever had. Yep, home schooling has its perks."
"ME: *pulling up my pants* What's the prognosis, Doc? DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT?! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor."
"Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets? To run their hands through their hair"
"Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine? A mental hospital"