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Joke of the Day
"What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service? Netfocks"
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"my Playstation got stolen... i have no one to console me."
"I made this up today. How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet? You ctrl p."
"If at first you don't succeed.. Then that's it for skydiving."
"Do I feel like crying? HELL YES LET'S DO THIS 'THE FAULT IN OUR STARS'"
"Behind every good selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didn't make the cut."
"Saw a guy with flames tattooed all over his face. I hope someday he finds a girl who has marshmallows tattooed all over hers."
"Bill Gates walks into a bar and everyone inside becomes a millionaire... on average."
"Cinderella & Clark Kent would be a fun couple. Any time she took off her shoe or he took off his glasses, it'd be: ""Who the hell are you?!"""
"Budweiser is like sex on the beach... It's fucking close to water"