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Joke of the Day
"How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight? Delighted."
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"X used to mark the spot but.. fuck waiting for you to get it on your own X gon deliver to you"
"As a man, I honor Christopher Columbus every day of the year by refusing to ask for directions."
"The hole in the boat So two guys steal a boat and get drunk. Kane of them goes ""Hey, there is a hole in this boat"". The other says ""don't worry it's not ours""."
"What do you call a Korean bulldog? A bul-dog-gi"
"I am the Anti-Hammer. You can touch this. Go ahead. Touch it! ANTI-HAMMER TIME!"
"one tectonic plated bumped into another... ""Sorry my fault"""
"What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee? You can take a rental car anywhere."
"If my phone is so ""smart"" how come it keeps letting me drunk dial my ex"
"Me: Not to be racist but you look like you're sick Her: How was that racist? Me: I said ""not to be racist"" you must be sicker than I thought"