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"What do you call a Korean bulldog? A bul-dog-gi"
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"If your Uncle Jack helped you off the horse... Would you help your Uncle Jack off the horse?"
"How does Microsoft count to 10? 1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
"It's 450 BC. Socrates is doing a keg stand at a philosopher frat party. Gets the nickname SoCRAYtes. Nobody takes him seriously ever again."
"why do scuba divers go in the water backwards? because if they go forward they would fall inside the boat."
"Nobody would show up to a ""White Lives Matter"" demonstration. They all have to work."
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"I am a Amish man with no access to the internet, AMA Did you even read the title?"
"Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Ahh, those were the days..."
"What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust Worse*"