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Joke of the Day

"Me: Not to be racist but you look like you're sick Her: How was that racist? Me: I said ""not to be racist"" you must be sicker than I thought"

"What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend? ""I only loved you for your body!"""

"Two ghosts walk into a bar... They don't say ow."

"What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck."

"Why is Hillary Clinton just like a man? Because she won't pull out until she's done."

"I wished I loved anything as much as my wife loves inspecting the pots and pans I wash by hand."

"Call it a hunch... But I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine."

"Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money furs and diamonds."

"If a hippo was studying to be a neurosurgeon what school would the hippo go to? The Hippocampus!"

"What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky? *Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer."