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Joke of the Day

"I am the Anti-Hammer. You can touch this. Go ahead. Touch it! ANTI-HAMMER TIME!"

"What is Hitlers favorite juice shop? Jamba Jews"

"What's your view on lesbians? 1080p"

"Save the whales Collect the whole set. seen on a bumper sticker in PDX"

"TV Anchor: I don't have my Halloween costume yet but it's going to be cool and wet! Me: Wow you go girl! TVA: turning to weather... M: Oh..."

"What's a parrot's favourite game? Monopoly!"

"If Hillary Clinton makes it onto money... ...then she would have had to be on top while her husband and her were having sex. Otherwise, it would make no sense for her to be on a bill."

"It is said that, you can't buy happiness. You only need to know the right places..."

"I like my women like I like my Isis victims. Topless. Remember, this is just a joke, so don't be offended. It's nothing to lose your head over."

"What has two legs and looks like a spider? A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)"