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Joke of the Day
"Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys? Aisle B, back."
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"Its hard to say ""I love you"". It even harder to say ""I am sorry"". But try saying ""armudlajbarfajkajthagartughir""."
"I once asked my friend why he only had a step ladder. He told me ""I don't know, I never knew my real ladder."""
"Having sex while camping is so amazing it's ***In-Tents***"
"Instead of a tweet up, I think all the twitter crushes should get together for a weekend in the mountains You know... A Couples Retweet"
"What kind of trucks do pigs drive?..... A pig up truck"
"I told my wife she was prettier when she didn't wear glasses She said ""So are you"""
"What do you call it when a signal processing firm quickly remodels their entryway? A fast foyer transform!"
"how did the Russian babysitter win the race? She got ahead LOL"
"Why did the church hire a prostitute? Her resume said ""missionary position"""