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Joke of the Day

"Its hard to say ""I love you"". It even harder to say ""I am sorry"". But try saying ""armudlajbarfajkajthagartughir""."

"""I'm cold"" - a talking ice cube or a woman"

"You're hiking. Smokey the Bear appears smoking a cigar. He nods, flicks it into a pile of leaves and smiles, ""No one will ever believe you."""

"Apparently ""will work for food"" doesn't involve hunting."

"How do you make a faggot have sex with a woman? Shit in her cunt."

"What do you call a 20th century grammar nazi? Alt-Write"

"I was driving home today and got stuck behind a car with a bumper sticker that said ""Be an organ donor!""... They were doing 20 in a 30. I guess they aren't feeling that committed to the cause."

"Running a custard factory has its challenges You really go through thick and thin."

"What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue"

"If six years of marriage has taught me anything its that couches are surprisingly comfortable to sleep on."