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Joke of the Day
"What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graiins!"
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"You know why was i mad after a half hour in the bathroom? i couldn't do shit."
"Two Mexicans What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck? Jose and Hose B"
"Homework. Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge."
"*wife walks in to see the boys have built a chair fort* Wife: PUT THOSE CHAIRS BACK! Me *climbing out of fort* YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER!"
"A Jew boy asks his poppa for fifty dollars... Poppa Jew says ""Forty dollars, well what do you need thirty dollars for?"""
"I am under: paid, pressure, followed, rated, the gun, the radar, the influence, the weather and the wrong impression."
"Got disoriented and walked into the wrong classroom. Didn't want to look stupid so I just went ahead and switched majors."
"I went on a date with a dolphin today, we just clicked."