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Joke of the Day

"I went on a date with a dolphin today, we just clicked."

"Masonry work is hard There's a lot of trowel and error."

"Somebody told me I'm horrible with names."

"I applied for a job as a suicide bomber. I said I have no previous experience, they didn't seem to mind."

"I invented a motorized walking stick.. I call it the hurrycane."

"Why should you never play poker with a crocodile? You will lose every hand."

"The last time I got a piece of ass ... My finger broke through the toilet paper"

"Do you know about the Chinese author who wrote a million page book? It was Wei Tu Long."

"What's better than a vase of roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."

"Every call with my mother starts in one of two ways: 1. WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED? IS EVERYTHING OK? 2. WHY ARE YOU CALLING? IS EVERYTHING OK?"