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Joke of the Day

"Well, at least I didn't kill a lion! - Bill Cosby"

"I used to think my drawings made me autistic... it turns out my Grandma was just from Boston."

"""Your finest Scotch, please."" ""Yes, sir,"" the guy at Staples says as he hands me a 12 year old roll of tape."

"It's not right to make fun of the French It's not like theey can defend themselves anyway."

"Why are farmers the best at what they do? They are out standing in their field."

"why can,t you trust a Atom Because thay make up every thing"

"I fucked a bitch at work today and guess what happened? Pet store fired me"

"Two peanuts were walking down the street.. And one of them was assaulted."

" I'm a cat, boy / in a sealed box I hide / I'm Wanted / dead and alive! - Bon Schroedi"

"We had a nice, quiet dinner last night... Except for the Celery, of course!"