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Joke of the Day
"Two peanuts were walking down the street.. And one of them was assaulted."
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"What do redditors give one another on Christmas? Gifs."
"Me: I snuck in my own candy and a drink Her: This is a funeral home Me: Without a snack bar"
"So I was at the club They played crank that, and I did the Superman. They played the Cupid shuffle, so I did the Cupid shuffle. They played Come on Eileen, and I got kicked out of the club."
"Why couldn't Robin play cricket? Because he lost his bat, man."
"I just got condoms installed on my floor today it protects the hardwood."
"Why did Hitler commit suicide ? He got freaked out when he received the gas bill."
"What do you call a secular humanist NGO? A non-prophet non-profit."
"The Tree Stooges: Moehogany, Cherry, and Curly Maple Alternate for Larry: Larchy"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? racial prejudice"