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Joke of the Day

"Today is the only day out of the year I wouldn't mind if people asked me the date just so I can respond with ""10/4 buddy"""

"Facebook- You: Going to a concert tonight! Friend: Sweet, what concert? Aunt: WHAT IS ITUNEZ?????? HOW IS YOUR DAD????? I LOVE YOU XOXOXO"

"What's a poker player's favorite sitcom? Full House."

"It might be hard for your audience to link them together. Coming up with Zelda jokes can be difucult, but you shouldn't try to force it."

"Boomerangs can be quite dangerous if you've got alzheimers."

"Me: Can you believe that after all that crap they're still together!?! Friend: Who ? Me: My butt-cheeks"

"I like my women like I like my herpes... alllll on my dickkkk oh *yaaaah*"

"What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows? The Trail of Smears"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes no legs and no dick? Still no fucking idea"

"[rugby] Looks like Australia was in trouble there for a while... But in the end they got off Scot-free."