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Joke of the Day

"Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote? They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting."

"So I got a manual on how to please a man. So far it's really come in handy."

"Found a interesting submission today about how to counter-attack while fencing... Then I realized it was a riposte."

"2 Fish were in a tank... One fish says to the other, ""Hey who's driving this thing?"""

"Cracks chemistry joke No reaction"

"My wife told me to stop my obsession of singing 'Wonderwall' I said maybe...."

"Too ugly for the people I want. Too hot for the people who want me."

"Happy 'Ask a goat what month it is month'. Today is the special day when jokes get mystic powers of expression for certain class of words."

"I don't know why I just bought some coconut shampoo.... ...I don't even have any coconuts"

"What do you call a Hispanic guy's quest to get gender reassignment surgery? Manuel Trans Mission"