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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why I just bought some coconut shampoo.... ...I don't even have any coconuts"

"if you wake up.... If you wake up in the middle of the woods and your butt hurts would you tell anyone? No! Wanna go camping?"

"Thousands of married racists are waking up this morning and questioning the skin color of their spouse."

"I had this one night stand, and the next morning I felt so guilty I bought another one for the other side of the bed."

"Her:How long before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"" Dr.:No one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

"Thinks face-book should add a big fat FUCK YOU button!"

"Feeling sick at work. Subway to the bus-$5 Bus to commuter lot-$2 Puking in my car-$0 Guy in the car next to me puking in response-priceless"

"*First Date Her: Why are we at Home Depot? Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it."

"What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !"

"Never trust a man wearing more than 0 necklaces"