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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dog bark? because its a dog"
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"I remember the last thing my granpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. he said, ""hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"Why couldnt the laptop see? Cause it was SoDIMM"
"How did I get out of Iraq? I ran"
"I farted in the Apple store and everybody got pissed It's not my fault they don't have Windows..."
"When I die, just toss my body out of an airplane flying over NYC while wearing a superman costume."
"Shout out to whoever invented Braille! Maybe nobody remembers your name but you came up with a pretty dope way for blind people to read"
"The act of questioning can be intimidating. Isn't it?"
"Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!"
"What did Tony Abbott (Prime minister of Australia) do with the half-eaten banana? He re-peeled it."