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Joke of the Day

"Africa and Asia are playing baseball Asia strikes out Africa, Europe"

"I know I have 19 items in the 15 items or less isle, but I'm pretty sure the tampons, painkillers, cheesecake and tequila count as one item."

"in the cha cha slide he goes ""NOW its time to get funky!"" halfway through the song like i wasn't getting funky already?"

"A race between two lesbians and two gays... from NY to FL who wins? NSFW? A - The Lesbians... they are doing 69 the whole way while the two gay guys are still getting their shit pack."

"Why did the recruiters at the teacher's college have so much sex? They were good at getting people into BEd."

"Whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine."

"So I was talking to my Australian friend when I asked him what country his Mother was from ""Alaska"" ""Okay well tell me what she says"""

"i'm the kind of person who would pretend i don't know your name but actually know what you been up to for the past 5 years per facebook."

"How does a penguin make a decision? Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave."

"17 blondes decide to go to cinema... But when they arrive they don't enter the cinema because it says you have to be 18 to get in."