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Joke of the Day
"Africa and Asia are playing baseball Asia strikes out Africa, Europe"
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"9/11 was an outside job... ...until the planes came in"
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"What did the Ferguson police said about the black guy who was shot down? Worst case of suicide they have ever seen"
"complaining about your wife's stories will result in having to sit through her story about the time you complained about her stories"
"Q: How do you sell chicken to a deaf man? A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN??!!!!!!!"
"Floyd Mayweather will be saddened by the death of Ali I mean just wait until someone reads all these articles to him calling Ali the greatest."
"I asked my friend if I could borrow some money for condoms.... He gave me five bucks, and I told him ""Thanks for the *fucking* money."""
"What did the egg say at the party? Omelet"