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Joke of the Day

"Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving..."

"Whats the difference between boobs and batteries? If they're AA, at least batteries have something positive"

"Did you hear about the goth kid with dyslexia? He sold his soul to Santa."

"The first rule about mime club... Is you don't talk about mime club."

"Why is it called almond milk? ""Nut juice"" wasnt very popular."

"Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20 Me: What"

"My fridge is so empty, I just saw a fly in my kitchen wearing a pastry apron, kneading dough and mumbling ""He doesn't even buy bread."""

"Why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad."

"Colin had his neck brace fitted years ago He's never looked back"

"Why did the Soviet union fail? Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P"