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Joke of the Day

"Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!"

"Why don't you remove those barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down."

"Don't get excited girls. That bulge in my pants is just emergency Oreos."

"What is stephen Hawking's favorite food? His shoulder."

"How do you kill a vampire dinosaur? You stakeasaurus."

"Is it a bird is it a plane well what ever it is its heading straight for the world trade center Tell me if this joke is even funny."

"How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !"

"When we catch the people who kill elephants & rhinos, can we pull all their teeth first?"

"Sarah Millican just called Stephen Hawking a good sport."

"They say you should play dead if a bear attacks you. That shouldn't be that hard once he snaps your torso in half."