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Joke of the Day
"When we catch the people who kill elephants & rhinos, can we pull all their teeth first?"
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"How did Matthew McConaughey masturbate after breaking his left arm? All right all right all right."
"What does Light Yagami drink at the bar? Tekira!"
"Cleaning out my handbag. Wondering if nine pens are enough."
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"If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you."
"what do you call a fake noodle? An IMPASTA!"