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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a vampire dinosaur? You stakeasaurus."
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"new iPhone 7 son: Daddy, buy me the new iPhone 7 Dad: What is the magic word? son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case?"
"What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? ""Halloumi"""
"What is it called when Benedict Cumberbatch is constipated? No shit Sherlock."
"I was gonna make an Indian Pun But I got Naan"
"I'm not racist... Its true! I'm not racist at all! Infact, my best friend was black! Until my Dad sold him."
"Reckon the first person to make popcorn by accident probably ran away for a while."
"Sunday is a great day to curl up with a good book and completely ignore it because, ya know, the Internet."
"What do you call someone with brown hair and a red beard? ""Chin""ger"
"A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears! They were mountain-ears!"