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Joke of the Day
"What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus? He waits at the next station"
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"Why couldn't the witch get pregnant? Her husband had a holloween-ie."
"I saw an image of the Virgin Mary on a pumpkin! It squashed all of my doubts... And, reinforced my faith in Gourd."
"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that."
"What's the favorite letter of the National Socialist Party? Anyone before the last one actually. Because they are all not Zs."
"I want to open up a toupee shop. So when someone questions themselves about buying one, I can say, ""toupee or not toupee? That is the question."""
"What do you call a really bad mind reader? Telepathetic."
"What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission? An ill-eagle"
"When life gives you lemons just be thankful it wasn't herpes ."
"Healthcare Costs in America"