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Joke of the Day
"When life gives you lemons just be thankful it wasn't herpes ."
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"You name your cat Bowl. What would the name on the cat's bowl be? It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl."
"Why didn't the President fight with the chair? Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists."
"What's the difference between a caver and a spelunker? A caver rescues a spelunker."
"Knock. Knock knock. Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock knock knock. Who's there? Fibonacci."
"DOCTOR TO PATIENT JOKE Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!"
"What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you? You will get burned, you idiot."
"Teacher : Do you know the reason Manchester United lost to Arsenal ? Student : Manchester United lost because their defenders were Young, Small and Blind"
"How do you spell hypocrisy? R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N"
"An Irish guy walks out of a bar.... It could happen."