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Joke of the Day

"I went around the block with my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs."

"Typographers will appreciate this Stereotype"

"How to kill time. Hold your right ear with your lett hand and your nose with your right hand, then hold your left ear with your right hand and your nose with your left hand, and repeat and repeat."

"What did one gay box say to the other? ""Nice package..."""

"Death: I've come for you. Me: That's what she said. D (bursts out laughing): You get me with that one every time! Ok, see ya."

"Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets? They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)"

"What's the opposite of Easter? Wester"

"What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !"

"Treat your women like your smartphone; touch them a lot."

"What does a Jewish pedophile say to an 8 year old boy? Hey little boy, want to buy some candy?"